The JaK Attack! Episode 17.23



Welcome to show number 2017.23!

Show Notes

  • It’s the day after ‘Murica Day!
  • Kelly likes the switching back and forth from acrylic to oil paints
  • 06:50 – Jon’s rants
    • Facebook and Google court rulings
    • Why do these big companies bother to stand up to the courts?
    • How low will law enforcement’s investigative skills fall?
    • Kelly is pretty sure Judge Judy is New York State’s highest court
    • Are Google and Facebook bystanders in these actions? Or do they have a real obligation to become involved above the arbitrary court rulings?
    • How much value is actually realized by de-indexing something on Google?
  • 23:00 – Kelly’s Corner
  • 33:50 – Coopers VILLAGE news!
    • No sidewalk sandwich boards.
    • And on that note, where the heck is our sandwich board??
  • 36:00 – Shout Outs and Bork Outs
    • Superstore Garden Centre is rocking it!

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The JaK Attack! Episode 17.22



Welcome to show number 2017.22!

Show Notes

  • Kelly Sucker Punches™Jon
  • Jon’s blood is partying with a family somewhere. Truth.
    • Social media can be a echo chamber
  • 12:00 – Kelly’s Corner
  • 22:00 – Jon’s Debacle
    • How to hide your website hosting server’s IP address from the bad, bad people
    • I had no idea I was Kelly’s IT guy.
    • Some ways to find real hosting IPs
    • Assume your hosting IP will be found. Because it will.
    • Some ways to prevent direct IP attacks
      • Firewall off your open services. Shared hosts won’t do this, but if you have your own VPS or dedicated server, look at Ultimate Firewall (UWF)
      • htaccess ‘deny’ directives if you can’t use a firewall
        • Be careful what headers you use in htaccess directives. Some can be spoofed.
    • Kelly would rather call Ghostbusters for spoofing issues rather than a real network guy.
  • 37:00 – Cooperstown News
  • We burn listener feedback.

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The JaK Attack! Episode 17.21



Welcome to show number 2017.21!

Show Notes

  • It’s the summer solstice!
  • Kelly is GROOOOOT!
  • Jon wants the time he wasted on The OA back
    • Kelly will actually consider watching a second season of The OA
    • Kelly can’t let Battle Star Galactica die
  • Building a chalkboard is harder than you think but it’s easier than kicking Kelly out of the office
  • 07:00 – Jon talks about exploit/vulnerability ratings
    • Exploits are rated on two major things: How BAD is it and how EASY it it?
    • “Easiness” has more agreement surrounding it than “Badness”
    • Jon foolishly brings up Y2K right after the BSG episode
    • The 2038 bug is coming fast!
    • Is it Dee Doss? Or Dee Dee Oh Ess?
  • 23:00 – Kelly’s Corner
  • 33:00 – Cooperstown News
  • 36:30 – Shout Outs and Bork Outs

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The JaK Attack! Episode 17.20



Welcome to show number 2017.20!

Show Notes

  • Yubi key nanoIt seems there are birds in our intro.
  • Seasons are nice! Change is good. Let go, hot-dwellers, let it go!
  • Windsor is a gateway valley.
  • 05:23 – Kelly’s Corner
  • 20:00 – Jon talks about his Yubikey!
    • Yubikey is strong two-factor authentication (2FA)
    • Jon uses his Yubikey to a) log in to his laptop and b) for SSH
    • Kelly wants to zap drunk people
    • /etc should not be pronounced etsy. Grr…
    • Is the Yubikey ‘static password’ of any use? Seems too easy to spit it out in a chatroom accidentally
    • The Yubikey docs are a little hard to follow sometimes
    • 42:00 – Cooperstown news!

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The JaK Attack! Episode 17.19



Welcome to show number 2017.19!

Show Notes

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The JaK Attack! Episode 17.18



Welcome to show number 2017.18!

Show Notes

  • We’re late this week. Shaddup.
  • Jon apparently has never listened to the show intro before.
    • We may have been drinking too many Mad Jack Sucker Punches.
    • WARNING: this show is a Nova Scotia Kitchen Party
  • burning wickerKelly may be leaving Jon for her new chair.
    • Jon hates wicker. Wicker is ass.
  • 08:00 – Kelly’s Corner
    • BIO-HACKING!
    • Kelly may think that Biohacking groups fall under the Girl Guides of Canada.
    • PBS biohacking...wha?
    • Russian biohacker is a human compass. Not because he has any interest in magnets. Or north. Or navigation. Or compasses. It’s just cool, man.
      • But it’s only cool for a day or so. Depending on how often he turns north.
  • 23:00 – Jon walks us through the Wanna Cry ransomware attack
    • Kelly discovers “sneakernet”!
    • Spoiler: The Shadow Brokers stole The Equation Group (cough NSA cough) tools and someone turned one of them, ETERNALBLUE, into the Wanna Cry malware.
    • Newfie weapons contain an arse, and all. (get it? arsenal?)
    • Don’t. Click. Links. Seriously, just stop it, people.
    • Jon forgot to read a paragraph of the The Shadow Broker’s recent release. But, you should…their writing is so..odd
    • Spoiler: Someone (cough NSA cough) told Microsoft this really bad exploit had been stolen.
    • So, only neglected Windows systems were victim of this.
    • Between the small ransoms and weirdo kill switch, this attack is straight up weird.
      • Bitcoin wallets: 1, 2, 3.
  • 42:00 – Cooperstown News

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The JaK Attack! Episode 17.17



Welcome to show number 2017.17!

Show Notes

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The JaK Attack! Episode 17.16



Welcome to show number 2017.16!

Show Notes

  • It’s May the 4th Eve!
  • Jon does not understand the purpose of May 4th
  • Hal-Con is in September!
  • We went to the Saltscapes Expo and bought all the booze.
  • Still Fired Moonshine – Night Own is Jon’s fave and Rootbeer is Kelly’s.
  • We also discovered Crokinole!
  • Jon is no longer smart enough to pass captchas
  • 08:30 – Kelly’s Corner
  • 19:15 – Jon’s tech stuff
    • It’s the 39th anniversary of the first piece of spam ever sent
    • DARPA made ARPANet…now Jon wants to make JONNet
    • We’ve literally made no progress at all in 39 years
    • Codes and Ciphers
      • Pigpen Cipher – The Freemason’s Cipher
      • Playfair Cipher – Cipher using an arbitrary key
  • 33:50 – Cooperstown News
    • Cooperstown is NOT a Sanctuary Village!
    • Jon had no idea there were Sanctuary Cities in Canada
    • Sanctuary cities are one small step towards united federation of planets
    • Sorry about your ears 🙂

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The JaK Attack! Episode 17.15



Welcome to show number 2017.15, sprat-sprat-spratalats!

Show Notes

  • Seymour Futurama30th year of The Simpsons! They’ve been on TV longer than there’s been TV.
  • Jon’s week was fraught with disjointedness.
  • 06:55 – Kelly’s Corner
    • Top 5 best movies of all time
      • The Big Lebowski
      • Blazing Saddles
      • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
      • Superbad
      • Groundhog Day
    • Top 3 worst movies of all time
      • Tropic Thunder
      • Napoleon Dynamite
      • Coming to America
  • 18:00 – Jon talks about punycode!
    • punycode phishing attacks. Get yours on the internet now!
    • ascii fits into unicode and punycode makes unicode fit into ascii
    • this is not apple.com but it sure looks like it www.xn--80ak6aa92e.com
      • Fix it:
        • Chrome -> update to 59
        • Firefox -> about:config -> toggle “network.IDN_show_punycode” to true
        • Safari -> not vulnerable on macOS
        • Internet Explorer -> dunno…don’t own one
    • will this punycode phishing issue be the death of IDN?
    • browser vendors can decide to not support it, but should they?
  • 33:00 – Shout outs and Bork Outs
  • 37:40 – Cooperstown News

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Hitman absolution

The JaK Attack! Episode 17.14



Welcome to show number 2017.14, sprat-o-lanterns!

Show Notes

  • We took a week off. Hope y’all enjoyed it
  • Jon rediscovered his love for Splunk.
  • Kelly has been painting getting ready for her Art Out Loud show on May 7th
  • We’ve finally figured out how to use Amazon Prime properly
  • Do It10:30 – Jon’s Corner
  • 21:25 – Kelly’s Corner
    • Kelly talks about brain training apps on Medical News Today
    • Re-training your brain is important after a stroke. Seriously.
    • Kelly goes downtown on Amway.
  • 42:00 – Listener Feedback
    • Brad says ‘holla’ and the major missed prediction from Back to the Future.
    • Jon is doing backups wrong.
    • It turns out there are people who are more paranoid than Jon.
    • Andy hates our audio. Sorry…We’re werkin’ on it!
  • 51:00 – Cooperstown News

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