Welcome to show number 2017.15, sprat-sprat-spratalats!
30th year of The Simpsons! They’ve been on TV longer than there’s been TV. Jon’s week was fraught with disjointedness.
06:55 – Kelly’s Corner
Top 5 best movies of all time
The Big Lebowski
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Top 3 worst movies of all time
Coming to America
18:00 – Jon talks about punycode!
punycode phishing attacks. Get yours on the internet now! ascii fits into unicode and punycode makes unicode fit into ascii
this is not apple.com but it sure looks like it www.xn--80ak6aa92e.com
Chrome -> update to 59
Firefox -> about:config -> toggle “network.IDN_show_punycode” to true
Safari -> not vulnerable on macOS
Internet Explorer -> dunno…don’t own one
will this punycode phishing issue be the death of IDN?
browser vendors can decide to not support it, but should they?
33:00 – Shout outs and Bork Outs
37:40 – Cooperstown News
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Welcome to show number 2017.14, sprat-o-lanterns!
We took a week off. Hope y’all enjoyed it
Jon rediscovered his love for
Splunk. Kelly has been painting getting ready for her
Art Out Loud show on May 7th We’ve finally figured out how to use Amazon Prime properly
– Jon’s Corner
21:25 – Kelly’s Corner
Kelly talks about brain training apps on
Medical News Today Re-training your brain is important after a stroke. Seriously.
Kelly goes downtown on Amway.
42:00 – Listener Feedback
Brad says ‘holla’ and the major missed prediction from Back to the Future.
Jon is doing backups wrong.
It turns out there are people who are more paranoid than Jon.
Andy hates our audio. Sorry…We’re werkin’ on it!
51:00 – Cooperstown News
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Welcome to show number 2017.13, sprat-o-leenies!!
Windsor Nova Scotia really is the home of
Sam Slick! Jon babbles about his fish tank.
Mystery Snails and Cobra Guppies. Kelly re-discovers
09:08 – Kelly’s Corner
Hoverboards are dumb.
Androids meshing with humans on
Live Science! Jon hijacks the show for a few minutes. Flashback!!!
Kelly finds the
Transparent Touchpad. Flexible, possibly wearable, touchpads. Perhaps the word Hydrogel word is being used too much.
Jon forgets Kelly’s Corner.
20:00 – Jon babbles about privacy
41:00 – Shout outs and Bork Outs
Someone gives away death-row dogs! We have no link. Deal.
Heart Warm, not “Heart Worm”!
44:40 – Listener Feedback
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Welcome to show number 2017.12, sprats!!
Kelly used to podcast using tin can and string. Srsly.
Jon’s weekly time waster was tax document freakout.
We now have a
Facebook page! Fork me on Github
07:17 – Jon talks about Crashplan backup
Free version allows backups to local folders.
Jon is using Linux symlinks and Windows network drives to backup all the computers to a NAS.
Can also back up to another network computer or a friend’s remote computer for free.
Subscription required for either cloud backups or more frequent backups.
Kelly was actually interested in Crashplan which totally threw Jon off.
We are equal opportunity hackers in this house!
We have way too many devices. This is just silly.
STOP PUTTING THINGS ON THE CLOUD, PEOPLE!!!
20:00 – Kelly’s Corner
Back to the future predictions that came true. Jon is starting to think he has not actually seen Back to the Future II.
Only Apple was able to finally sell us video phones.
The “hoverboards” are total bullshit. We’re just calling it.
Google Glass wins the dorkiest attempt at anything evah.
33:00 – Listener Feedback
36:00 – Shout out & Bork Outs
Kelly hates ecommerce sites without real-time-inventory
43:00 – Cooperstown news!
Cooperstown has less than half the population of Windsor. Who knew??
If you have a podcast, send us your promo! We’ll play it. And you can
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Welcome to show number 2017.11
Sorry for the week break. We had to recover from the
Billy Talent concert in Halifax!!
Kelly has had enough of fish talk, but can’t help mentioning that she read something about a guy who made a wheelchair for his fish. wut?
Canada’s 150th is this year. July 1st. w00t! Kelly found that there’s even a
Google Doodle contest for $10,000 smackers!
Jon needs to start building a fictional child to submit his Google Doodle for him.
Kelly saves Jon $4,000 by pointing out he doesn’t have to build a bubble.
Jon is gonna start messing with the
Damn Vulnerable Website Application.
11:45 – Kelly’s Corner
21:00 – Jon talks about ProtonMail VPN
Native client only for Windows for now. Unix use
OpenVPN package, macOS use Tunnelblick. Kelly is curious about when a life membership would terminate.
There is more than two people in
r/Protonmail and they want calendars, goddammit! ProtonVPN has a
Tor OpenVPN configuration file.
32:40 – Cooperstown News
Apparently, it’s all doom and gloom in
Cooperstown. Get it together, Cooperstown! The only good thing happened five days ago.
35:00 – Shout outs and Bork outs
Shout out to the Natural Environment Research Counsel in the UK for their sense of humour in naming a submersible
Boaty McBoatface! Kelly believes in the overwhelmingly power of stupidity.
Damn Vulnerable Web Application bugs are funny. Kelly sounds the idiot alert!!!
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Welcome to show number 2017.10!
We made it to show number 10! We fondly reminisce about
No goddamn sharks, Kelly!
Kelly is a Stacha’s Maid of Honour which is clearly more important than being the Bride.
Fishology is a real thing, folks. Also, fish vets. Who knew?
Sean Connery thinks that is so shellfish of you.
Mach’s aquarium is pretty nice and he is suddenly married to Sasha.
Jon wisely notes that all of our brain bits grow differently.
The Amazon outage of 2017 was sucky.
Jon brings up the spectre of Amazon Turk!
12:40 Jon bores us to death with pontification about Internet convergence
YouTube TV is coming. MOAR TV!!!!! Telus tried ad-hoc $2/channel TV like 15 years ago.
Curiosity Stream is a new entry into the market place. All sciencey and stuff.
Spotify is going to offer lossless hifi packages. Jon does not like the Hi Fidelity Freaks and cannot remember the name
Tidal. Using personal internet connections for everything is has tactical problems. The last mile is still too fragile.
26:45 Kelly’s Corner
Kelly remind us of the guy who’s gonna get skinned from
episode 6. And now she’s talking about dead people again.
Gunther von Hagens skins people, injects them full of plastic, and takes them on the road. There. I said it. Kelly’s permanent internet record is a mess!
35:00 Shout outs and Bork Out
Jon Borks Out Kelly’s Corner
Bob Taylor made us new bumpers and a promo!
38:00 Cooperstown News
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Welcome to show number 2017.9!
Kelly loses the stare-down.
don’t need no steenkin’ badges! (
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre)
04:00 (ish): Panopticon and Panopticlick
Choose between security and anonymity because it’s pretty hard to get both
Web requests need to contain some information such as user agent, the requested resource, maybe the referer. But, do we really need to make things like system fonts, screen resolution and a list of plugins?
TAILS Live CD Tor browser gave up more information, but that actually helped with anonymity because it made my browser more normal.
18:55: Kelly’s Corner
32:00 Cooperstown Crier
Polar jump, whaaaa?
Raised $128,400 for charity
36:00 Shout Outs & Bork Outs
Jon shares some of the people you can’t buy a Coke ™ for.
You cannot buy a Coke for Zoolander. Deal with it.
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Welcome to show number 2017.8!
Valentine’s Day was a brutal pile of snowy, snowy crapola
Shubenacadie Sam is our Nova Scotia Groundhog!
04:12 – Kelly’s Corner
Kodi box! Kodi looks so familiar to Jon because it used to be XMBC
Downloading is not illegal in Canada. Unless it’s impolite. Then we’ll stop because we don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings.
16:04 – Jon talks about Qubes OS and Whonix. Full article here.
36:00 – Shout outs and Bork outs
Kelly feels bad we don’t have shout outs
Kelly borks out Facebook messenger
Jon borks out the
Proton Mail Android app’s read/unread indicators. Or, rather, the lack of read/unread indicators.
46:30 – What’s happening in Cooperstown?
Cooperstown Chamber of Commerce is 100 years old this year!
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Welcome to show number 2017.7 (we got nothing)
Our domain name sucks.
Kelly’s Tomb Raider
Penguin Girl is on her page now! Rogue One! Rogue One!
We have advanced to the point where we no longer need humans to be humans
Humans too close to being human drop us into the
13:45 – Jon talks about 2600 Hacker Quarterly
Hacking is the new phreaking
Cap’n Crunch whistle opens doors… Rescuing fake memory devices using h2testw.exe (not linking to anything because I don’t know what’s safe)
30:00 Kelly gives up her corner!
Just to be clear, there’s no Kelly’s Corner. Sans corner. Corner-less
30:49 Shout outs and bork outs
Slack is a good thing, but not a good chat thing
Smarmy Microsoft letter Yay for threaded conversations! Thanks, from 1990!
Boo for threaded conversations! The implementation sucks!
Standard Shit Sandwich
34:00 Coopers Town Crier
44:00 We sing Happy Birthday to Linc! Other notes
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Welcome to show number swooshie! swooshie! (Semaphore!)
Kelly rejects the cry of “I’m not interested!”
Jon suggests “I don’t give a crap!”
Kelly still owns
09:00 Kelly’s Corner “ The man who sold his back to an art dealer”
Pigs with tattoos
AKA – is it legal to skin humans?
Jon thinks of the Chuck Mangione
22:00 Jon talks about TOR
All KDE apps start with K to not conflict with anything
It’s BLUUUUU, Kelly!
Jon’s going to build a TOR service
It’s hard to torrent over TOR
The Internet IS
A SERIES OF TUBES! Full disclosure: Jon is probably not on a no-fly list
28:00 The TOR “nobody nodes my sorrow” song!
40:30 Shout outs and Bork Outs
Kelly lurves her
Spotify. Daily play lists are the bomb Jon doesn’t understand why he needs a cell phone number to have a cell phone plan
Gas stations are for gas, phone stores are for phones.
48:40 Coopers Town Crier. Our twin town!
email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
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